Saturday, January 16, 2010

My husband is such a Prince

Behold this email exchange between him and a sketchy person on Craigslist, regarding a home that was posted for rent:

> --- On Sat, 1/16/10, Timothy Powers
> wrote:
>
>
> From: Timothy Powers
> Subject: Re: 4 br | 2 ¬Ω ba | 3,118 sqft | Single-Family Home -
> To: "castledavids@yahoo.com"
> Date: Saturday, January 16, 2010, 8:33 PM
>
>
>
> I would be interested in viewing this property at your convenience. I
> would be looking for immediate occupancy.
>
> Warmest Regards,
>
> Timothy Powers


---------------------------- Original Message ----------------------------
Subject: Re: 4 br | 2 ¬Ω ba | 3,118 sqft | Single-Family Home -
From: "David S Castle"
Date: Sat, January 16, 2010 6:57 pm
To: "Timothy Powers"
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The house is still available for rent; the house was completely renovated
easy access to Public Transportation. The Bedroom house is equipped with
everything you can need for your stay: fully equipped kitchen,
Refrigerator, Microwave, Gas Range,Dishwasher,Garbage Disposal,Hood Over
Range,Granite Counter,Available,washing machine...... Bedrooms, bath.. And
large living room with appliances including in-suite washer and
dryer,electric heating,Wall Furnaces.Â
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House Address: 2701 Riva Rd, Annapolis MD
Terms and conditions: Utilities are included in the rent.
Refundable Security deposit: $1000
min rental: 1 months
maximum rental: 6 year + or more
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Thanks for contacting us about our Awesome Bedroom, Bathroom. Gorgeous!.
I really understand your present condition. I want you to understand that
we are not after the money but searching for a good person to take good
care of our property, for the prize, we agree to negotiate with you.
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I will love to have showed you round the place and the inside, but am
sorry we are presently out of town. My wife is one of the coordinator of
United State Missionary Organization now she advised me to rent/lease our
property because she was posted to Western Africa Countries (Nigeria) by
the United State Christain Organization for (Worldwide Missionary
Outreach). We could not find an honest agent to hand over the place before
leaving the state so we decided to post the property online.You can drive
by the house to view it from outside.
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Here is our rental application form that you will have to fill if you are
still interested in this rent,and pictures of our property.
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                                  RENTAL
APPLICATION FORM
Neatly complete all information below. All other applicants over the age
of 18 must complete and sign their own application.
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TENANT'S PERSONAL INFORMATION
FIRST NAME: __________________
MIDDLE NAME: __________________
LAST NAME: __________________
PROFESSION: ________________
PHONE (____) __________ (WORK)
PHONE (____) __________ (HOME)
MARITAL STATUS: _________
KIDS _____ (YES/NO), HOW MANY ________
PRESENT ADDRESS: ___________________________
CITY: _______________
STATE: ______________
ZIPCODE: ____________
HOW LONG? ___________IF RENTING
WHY ARE YOU LEAVING?
CURRENT RENT: _______
PREVIOUS ADDRESS: ___________________________
CITY: ________________
STATE: _______________
ZIPCODE: _____________
HOW LONG? ____________ IF RENTING,HOUSE.
WHY DID YOU LEAVE?
PREVIOUS RENT: _______
IF THIS HOUSE IS BEING GIVEN TO YOU,
HOW LONG DO YOU INTEND STAYING? ____________
WHEN DO YOU INTEND MOVING IN? ______________
 *PETS*
IF YOU HAVE A PET,
NAME OF PET: ______________
KIND OF PETS: _____________
WEIGHT: ___________________
 HABITS
DO YOU SMOKE? ______________
DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOLIC? ______________
DO YOU WORK LATE NIGHT? ____
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I CERTIFY that answers given herein are true and complete to the best of
my knowledge. I authorize investigation of all statements contained in
this application for tenet screening as may be necessary in arriving at a
tenant decision. I understand that the landlord may terminate any rental
agreement entered into for any misrepresentation made above.you can bring
in your stuffs and items.
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Please get back to me today with a reply,so that we can discuss on how to
recieved the keys and documents via shipping company.
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I hope to read from you with more information.
Thanks for the time and energy writing me, My regards to your family.
Â
Name:Rev David Castle
United state Christian Assistant
coordinators Missionary Outreach
Organization Western region
Head quoter Branch
Cell +234-813-942-8300
Toll Free 011234-813-942-8300
www.themaninthesynagogue.org
www.synagoguevisits.co.uk
www.uscj.org

And finally, my Prince Charming's reply:

---------------------------- Original Message ----------------------------
Subject: Re: 4 br | 2 ¬Ω ba | 3,118 sqft | Single-Family Home -
From: "Timothy Powers"
Date: Sat, January 16, 2010 7:46 pm
To: "David S Castle"
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This is wonderful news!

In fact, I myself am a Nigerian prince and I have decided to hand over all
of my wealth to you in the sum of $999,999,999. To expedite the transfer
of funds, I will need your personal checking account number, social
security number, date of birth, drivers license number, and all other
forms of personal information. All that I ask is that you provide me with
$3000 upfront to cover my upfront costs assocaited with preparing the
documetns and wiring the funds to you.

Nice try buddy.


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Stuff like this just makes me fall in love with him all over again!

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